Dear Guy in The White Truck,
I just wanted to send you note to let you know that I am okay. Yes, I am the girl that you stared at while waiting for the red light to turn with your mouth gaping so wide it looked like it might of been touching the ground. While it looked like I was having a seizure of some sorts with all that flailing of the arms and no-doubtingly flash of my undies, it was just a reaction to the wasp that was flying around in my car. Flying way too close to me with no where for me to run and hide. And no, I don't speak a foreign language even though it sounded that I did it was just me speaking to the wasp to get out of the car. I don't think it understood me though. Better study up on my Waspenese so I can be prepared if another incident like that happens again.
I am sure you have thought of me often since that day wondering if I was okay. Surely the tears that were freely flowing weren't because you were laughing so hard at me that you couldn't breathe, but rather of sincere concern for my health. Thank you for your concern. You'll be happy to know that the wasp was freed and there was no harm involved to either of us.
Sincerely,
The girl in the Subaru
5 comments:
Oh Meg, I'm so glad you were able to use your super-powers to communicate with the wasp through elaborate-hand-gesturese, although it is not Waspanese, it is the universal insect language. And you were actually born with the talent to communicate in it quite effectively as we have seen. Best to the man in the white truck, he was probably floored by your fluency.
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! I have nothing other to say but just pure laughter, and understanding.
I think I would have paid money to see that!!!!!
HILARIOUS!!!! I wish I could have seen the whole thing, you going crazy on the wasp, and the man in the trucks expression.
Between your post and Sharm's comment I think I might die! :) What a funny post!!! So glad to hear you are all ok! LOL!
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